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               The Portions of the Female
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The portions of the female
Which appeal to a man's depravity
Are fashioned with particular care
And what at first appears to be
A modest little cavity
Is really an elaborate affair.
Now Doctors who have studied these
Most feminine phenomena
With numerous experimental dames
Of the gentle sex's abdomena
Have given them some charming latin names.
There's the vulva, the vagina,
And of course the perineum,
And the hymen that is often found in brides.
And there's lots of little things
You'd love 'em fi you could see 'em,
The clitoris and God knows what besides.
What a pity it is then
When we common people chatter
Of these mysteries to which I have referred,
That we use use for such a
    delicate
        and complicated matter
            such a very short
                and ugly
                    little word.



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You've just had the privilege of hearing from Lovely Louie
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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy : Grouch Marx
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